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BECAUSE WHY THE EFF NOT.
I love these stereotypes in this, so much its cracking me up. I have a feeling someones gonna get offended. X'D Brace your ass if you wanna read it.
° B R I T I S H °
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (You should know what I can fucking eat its not even funny)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (You should know what I can fucking eat its not even funny)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[.. I thought that was the only right way..?x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color' is 'Colour', and 'Center' is 'Centre.
Total: 6
° A U S T R A L I A N °
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
° I T A L I A N °
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'' (....OTL)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1
° S P A N I S H °
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
° R U S S I A N °
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
° I R I S H °
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
° A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N °
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
° A S I A N °
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
° G E R M A N °
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
° C A N A D I A N °
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
° A M E R I C A N °
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[I have no freakin idea what this means and im too lazy to search from dictionary] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
° B E L G I A N °
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2
° D U T C H °
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 1
° N O R W E G I A N °
[x] You like/hate the rain.
[ ] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total: 5
° F R E N C H °
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You know how to cook
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people
Total: 2
Total: 6
° A U S T R A L I A N °
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2
° I T A L I A N °
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10'' (....OTL)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 1
° S P A N I S H °
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3
° R U S S I A N °
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
° I R I S H °
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
° A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N °
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
° A S I A N °
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
° G E R M A N °
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6
° C A N A D I A N °
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
° A M E R I C A N °
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[I have no freakin idea what this means and im too lazy to search from dictionary] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
° B E L G I A N °
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 2
° D U T C H °
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 1
° N O R W E G I A N °
[x] You like/hate the rain.
[ ] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total: 5
° F R E N C H °
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You know how to cook
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You enjoy going to cafes to watch people
Total: 2
I'm apparently German-British. Thats... Wut.
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I've officially been brainwashed to tumblr by my BFF.
Like its not even funny how badly.
How did this even.
Come hit me up if you have one, bros. I'm super noob with the whole site but.. Duh, I'm learning. Slowly. 
Mostly contains sad shiz and in the future gonna contain SOME MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF YAOI, prepare your assImean brains.
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crai TT^TT
1 min read
Just gotta say, oh damn I just love you all beyond words. *whimper*
I havent posted anything in damn ages and still you beautiful people keep throwing me watches and faves and llamas and I'm just sitting here whimpering and wanting to love you all over.
I'm going through probably the worst art block I've ever had in my life, its getting ridiculous bros.
I have lot of stuff just almostalmost ready and I'm super happy with them first, then I suddenly see all the mistakes and it just.. Ends up like shit and...
I wanna draw so badly but I hate being a stupid perfectionist.
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i tagged myself wait wh-
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1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people.
Ugggh im not interesting but.. I'll try.. *goes to hide*
1. Im a huge-ass brony and I have over 100 pony figures, I'm gonna run out of space for them soon.
2. I LOVELOVE horror games and movies, even though I'm terrified of them, I still watch/play them on daily basis.
3. RPing keeps me sane, its like my life. <3
4. Im allergic to: Apples, oranges, carrots, tomatoes, broccoli, apricots, pineapples, peaches, bananas, blood oranges, cherries, strawberries, papayas, mangos, grapefruits, pears, plums.. You name it, im allergic to it and I hate it. Only fruits and vegetables I can eat are cucumber, lettuce and watermelon.
5. Im probably the most jealous person in the world, though I never show it.
1) Have you ever watched Stupid Mario Brothers? (Richalvarez)?
- I HAVENT. *sob* Even only Mario game I've ever played in my entire life was like Dr.Mario for Gameboy Color. *hides*
2) What's your favorite color?
I luvs red and purple~
3) Favorite pokemon :3?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY! But umm, I lovelove Banette, Sableye, Haunter, Leafeon, Vaporeon and Pikachu(haters gonna hate)~4) Are you a Pewdiepie fan?
YES. ALL THE YES.
5) What's your favorite eye color?
Green~ *gaspdrool*
6) Do you have any cool hobbies? (ex. coin collecting, etc.)
PFFT NOPE. Im not even cool.
7) What song would you describe yourself with?
8) Are you excited about the next season of Hetalia?
Im literally jumping on walls.
9) What's your favorite OTP/and or ships? (Doesn't have to be Hetalia)
UkUs is my OTP OBVIOUSLY. Other ships I love FOR EXAMPLE, RusCan, SuFin, GerIta, PruAus, DenNor and my newest love, FrancexScotland 
I love shipping, is it obvious~? Other fandoms gotta say KyMan because I just ship it like theres no tomorrow. *squee*
I love shipping, is it obvious~? Other fandoms gotta say KyMan because I just ship it like theres no tomorrow. *squee*10) Zodiac sign?
Capricorn~ 
11) Since it's close to halloween time, what/who are you going out as?
We dont celebrate Halloween like that in here... ID LIKE TO BUT jeez. Europe why you do this.
Im not gonna tag anything or make questions, do you have problems? I just loved these damn questions and yus. :3
Ive been inactive as hell, sorry. Theres gonna be new pics soon if I can get over this.. Phase. 
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[6 am rant shit]
I think my tummy has brains.
It feels so damn much more feels than my head.
Its un-fucking-believeable.
The feel.
When you're so jealous you wanna physically puke. WELL, I just did. YEAH WUT.
What. Why. I feel damn dizzy. This is not how humans are designed to react on shit. Not this emotionally and sensitively. In little things. I can't goddamn help. And those I can only just watch from aside. I'm a crybaby.
I can't even tell it, because I'm so shy and I'll end up sounding stupid and awkward and shit.
Feels, just leave me be. I dont want you here.
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